The grand view!

One of the times when we were Googling: "buy apartments in Bangalore" for the millionth time, we stumbled upon a property we found interesting. When we looked up the website and checked the floor plan, this is what set us on a laughter riot!

 Two toilets and a balcony in between! Wonder which view you get from the balcony and/ or from the toilet :p :p :p

English bloopers

An excerpt from a conversation at work on an afternoon:

Spelling struggler 1:         What is the spelling of neighbour? Neighbour or neighbor?
Spelling struggler 2:         Neighbour is British English and neighbor is American.
Spelling struggler 3:         This happened to me yesterday. I was trying to type 'beaurocratic' no
                                          beurocratic, no boreaucratic, no? Ok, red tape!

Spelling struggler 1:           Let's get to the online dictionary and spell beauro- whatever...
Spelling struggler 2:           Impossible! It says bureaucratic.
Struggler 3:                        If its boo- reou - cratic, why is it pronounced as beau- ro- cra-tic?

Spelling struggler 1:           This happens to me with 'believe'. For a long time I spelt it as 'beleive'.
Spelling struggler 2:            I can never write 'encyclopedia'.
Spelling struggler 1:            I always spell sandwich as sandwitch.
Spelling struggler 3:            I spell sandwich as sandwicth, if that makes you feel better.

Spelling struggler 2:            This happens with one more word! I forgot...something to do with the army!
Spelling struggler 4:            Leftinant (lieutenant)!

Spelling struggler 1, 2, 3:    Now how the hell do we spell that?

Freaking out on toast!

One of the crazy days when Gayatri, Neena and I reached a creative (if you will) mind-block. So off we went for some fresh air and peanuts. So we had some peanuts and conversation and poor Gayatri was torn between the peanuts and some jam cheese sandwich. She finally settled down on a toast sandwitch. Obviously Neena and I werent  going to stand there watching. So we asked for some butter toast.

Then Gayatri goes,"Hey have you tried my cheese jam toast?"
"Ok. 2 butter toasts. 2 jam cheese toasts, please!"
That was the most delicious thing!
This one ended up being a sandwich binging session. Next time try the jam cheese toast when your brain is tired!

This post is a tribute to the jam- cheese sandwich. I think it deserves it glory.